MADONNA AND J.LO IN THE WORST SEX SCENES09/30/2005
Madonna and J.Lo have been panned for starring in the worst movie sex scenes ever.
The sexy stars are joined by actors Sharon Stone and Keanu Reeves in the Top Ten least raunchy performance in film. Erotic drama 'Showgirls', starring Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan in a swimming pool sex scene - described "more like a scene from 'Jaws' - came top of the poll by Britain's Empire magazine. An Empire spokesman described it as "more like the first ten minutes of Jaws."
Meanwhile, Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche came second for their un-sexy performance in art-house movie 'Damage' when Jeremy's character bangs his lover's head on the floor while love-making.
Madonna's 'Body of Evidence' scooped fourth place and was described as "a sad attempt to titillate" when the singer is seen dripping hot wax over actor Willem Dafoe's body.
Former lovers Ben Affleck and J.Lo claim seventh place for movie 'Gigli' - described as "cold, corny and lame" - while Keanu Reeves's scene in 'Matrix Reloaded' was voted ninth for being a "damp squib". 'The Stud' came tenth for Joan Collins and Oliver Tobias' tryst on a swing.